|'So ... how about that weather, eh?'|
|Kaftan: Camilla; Sandals: Rene Caovilla|
And, look, don't think that the similarities with Homer end there. Want to know why I glammed myself up in my best human tent? Why, to take myself off to Koko Black to have a party for one, of course:
|Options, so many options|
|Had to confirm THREE TIMES with the waitress that yes, I did want the full serve, not just the single scoop. Talk about judgment.|
In light of all that, it probably shouldn't come as a surprise that I couldn't get my dress buttoned up this morning. Clever me decided to distract from that by wearing SEX shoes:
Shoes: Christian Louboutin
My dad would be so proud. Having said that, he probably would be proud. As he made great pains to point out during his speech at my engagement party, His Daughter Has Big Boobs. Everyone, Please Look, She Does. She Will Have Excellent Udder Capacity When The Time Comes (Ha Ha Great Farmer Joke).
That's all capitalised because it's pretty much taken verbatim from his (off-the-cuff, completely unplanned and worse still, COMPLETELY BLOODY SOBER) speech. It's now known as the Tits & Testicles Speech of 2013, and you can imagine just how keen all our friends and family are to remind us of it at disturbingly frequent intervals. And yes, he also took the time to talk about The Pharmacist's downstairs region. It was that good a speech. If anyone asks why I'm not planning my wedding yet, that's pretty much the reason.